Y’all don’t wanna wear masks. Y’all don’t wanna get a shot. But y’all still wanna be out here hoppin’ on planes, trains, and automobiles. Okay, fine. Well, here are some fool-proof tips for staying safe while traveling right now. If you’re not about a mask or a vax, pay special attention to tip number one. And then we’re on to our book …

Le Tour du Monde en Quatre-Vingts Jour is a story about a man so bored with his life that he may rob a bank, definitely beats up a priest, and travels around the world while learning nothing about the cultures that inhabit it.

Still, this mindful romp has delighted readers for over a century, proving there’s perhaps no better vacation than the one we give our brain.

The traveler: Phileas Fogg

The Book: Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne

LET’S GET LIT!